May 2013
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
fagdral:
theanti90smovement:
Obama was born August 4, 1961??? very fishy…….August+4+1+96+1=420.
420? this is no coincidence Barack won’t be able to sweet talk his way out of this one.
I ACTUALLY OPENED MY COMPUTER CALCULATOR TO SEE IF August+4+1+96+1=420 REALLY EQUALED 420 BEFORE REALIZING THAT AUGUST IS NOT A NUMBER
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
halfdeadands0alive:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
anus:
when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
I fucking hate getting anxiety when I don’t even have anxiety ugh idk what’s wrong with me
